"Wow... war over religion, isn't that like... fighting over who has the better imaginary friend?"
Top ten reasons why beer is better than Jesus
Note: I didn't make this up myself. A friend sent it to me, and I have no clue where they got it from
10. No one has been killed over his brand of beer.
9. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
8. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
7. Beer has never caused a major war.
6. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
5. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
and the number one reason beer is better than jesus...
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.